Trump Smirks at Impeachment, Doesn't Know the Loophole

Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. 
"ORDER ORDER" barked Pelosi.  "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach"! Trump laughed and retorted "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." 
Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH."  Trump's heart stopped... The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two-story building. "I-impossible" Trump squealed, his orange skin turning paler than Eric's eyes. "How could this be?"
 "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"


- A special thanks to Noam Chomsky, this article would've been impossible without his insidious insight