Elizabeth Warren Wants White Women to Get Blacked

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

'Blacked' is a derogatory term for the engagement of coitus, when performed by a person of colour (usually an African- American) to a non person of colour (usually portrayed as an attractive white blonde). Senator Elizabeth Warren has said that it should be mandatory for all white women to engage in sexual intercourse with a person from African descent so as to "enrich our cultural diversity" and "make america great again" (a term she has tried to take away from President Trump and rebrand it to show support towards people from Africa).
Senator Elizabeth Warren has put forth a number of policies that could help make white women engage in intercourse with  people from Africa, as well as African-Americans, Hispanics and other minority groups.
"It's all about taxation" says the senator from Oklahoma; "we need to ensure that high income groups and middle class families pay their fair share to minority groups through the vehicle of reparations for African-American groups", she further elaborates that her plan would bring about the social changes she deems desirable by elevating the status of African-Americans and making them more socio-economically attractive to white women.
Elizabeth Warren's ambitious policies plan to bring about social change without making the targets of her policies aware of what is being implemented. President Donald Trump retorted in a press conference held in the White House to address the proposed policies of Warren. "She has gone crazy, she really has... you can't artificially inflate the social value of black people just to ensure that white women have sex with them", President Trump also tweeted that "It is ridiculous for me to have to tell someone to refrain from engaging in a race war... I feel like I'm trying to talk to Mike Pence, and I can never talk to Mike...".
Elizabeth Warren is planning to launch a "Cultural Dating Day" on February 14, 2020 in order to accelerate her efforts of making african-americans more accessible and desirable in the potential dating pool of white women. The cultural dating day, which coincides with valentines day is a day where white women are encouraged to go out with persons of colour and then tweet about the cultural enrichment they received from the experience.

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