Outraged Bernie Sanders Shows His $100k Medical Bill

BROOKLYN, NY— President elect Bernie sanders had recently been in the hospital to receive stents for his blocked artery which was discovered when the medics were called to look into his chest pains. Our sources have revealed that he had asked for a chair so that he could sit down  yesterday night at his Vegas event. This was an unusual moment for the senator from Vermont who is usually quick on his feet- as can be seen from his excellent performance at the Fox News town hall wherein he enthusiastically dispelled right wing talking points, jumping to and fro from his seat. 

Just hours after recovering, the president elect has once again shown his energy and enthusiasm by starting to jog all the way to the location of his rally. 

Spectators were awe-struck to see the senator smiling and standing like he had just come from a small stroll. Senator Sanders took out a piece of paper and waved it at the audience. His face wasn’t smiling anymore. With his signature look and an outraged tone he spoke into the microphone, while showing the paper to the public. “You see this bs? $100k!” 

Senator sanders filled the room with these words, and the room echoed with claps. “The pure chaddery of this move is fucking incredible” a commentator commented. 

Contributions to the president elect have doubled on this news as concerned citizens pledge allegiance to the senator from Vermont to show support in these troubling times. The Main stream media has also shown support by not attacking the senator on his health.