Trump Cures Cancer, Rejects Nobel Peace Prize
PENN AVENUE, WASHINGTON D.C—Requesting that his benevolent act to not be uttered by his aides, the president of the United States, Donald J. Trump has repeatedly requested for compete anonymity for his generous contributions to planned parenthood, rape investigation fund, the cancer research initiative and has declined to receive the novel peace prize for curing cancer.
“Peace is not an achievement, but a responsibility” said the President, adding that he wouldn’t have been able to find the cure without the help of his aides, and the support of his loving wife.
President Trump had been seen in a white lab coat and a stethoscope around his neck, leading the country’s top ten scientists into the research for cancer. Sources reveal that the President’s intellect and patience were crucial into obtaining the cure. The sources also reveal that the president will be announcing big changes in gun and border control later this week.
“Peace is not an achievement, but a responsibility” said the President, adding that he wouldn’t have been able to find the cure without the help of his aides, and the support of his loving wife.
President Trump had been seen in a white lab coat and a stethoscope around his neck, leading the country’s top ten scientists into the research for cancer. Sources reveal that the President’s intellect and patience were crucial into obtaining the cure. The sources also reveal that the president will be announcing big changes in gun and border control later this week.
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